I had hoped to post something sensible today, but 'real life' and events intervened and made me relinquish my steady, fixed grip, on my laptop/lap dancer. Therefore, you will have to do with the pseudo-clever crap placed below. Not profound, but mildly amusing. However, it does have a modicum of truth about it.
I don't get number 7.
At age 4, success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is having friends.
At age 16, success is having a drivers licence.
At age 20, success is having sex.
At age 35, success is having money.
At age 50, success is having money.
At age 60, success is having sex.
At age 70, success is having a drivers licence.
At age 75, success is having friends.
At age 80, success is not peeing in your pants.
All the world's a stage, dear boy...
ReplyDelete"I hold the world but as the world, Gratiano;
A stage where every man must play a part,
And mine a sad one."
(The Merchant of Venice, Act I, Scene I)
"A plague a' both your houses!"
DeleteRomeo and Juliet, Act 3 scene 1
There was an old joke about 3 geezers in a nursing home, One was 70, another
ReplyDeletewas 80 and the third was 90. The 70 year old said you know what I miss?
being able take good piss. The 80 year old said he had no problem
taking a piss, but he wished he could take good healthy shit again.
The 90 year old said he had no problem with either function. Every day
day at 6:00 AM, I take a good piss, and about 10:00 AM, I take a big healthy crap.
I just wish I could get out of frigging bed before noon!
This is L J from Soylent