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| Big Jezza in repose 12 cans of lager, 11 DNA tests, 10 dads to choose from, 9 teeth between them, 8 misspelled tatoos, 7 big fat arses (ARSE), 6 gypos farting, 5 STOLEN RINGS, 4 orange tans, 3 ugly bastards, 2 timing cunts, And a wanker who parades them on TV....... |
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Spot on .
ReplyDeleteWe need more of these to be given assistance to qualify for a Darwin award...
ReplyDeletePeronally Ted, I'd toss all these useless wankers down a bottomless pit. I am no bleeding heart.
DeleteI have a friend whose wife is a forensic Scene of Crime Officer for the Police.
DeletePart of her job is identifying corpses from dental records.
Her worst nightmare is a fire in the Jeremy Kyle studio...
Its become a dental observation show for me.
ReplyDelete£214 for dentures on the NHS or frigging ugly tattoos the cover the lowlifes that cost 5 times as much.
Honestly I notice the lack of teeth then look for the tattoos.....the state of the dental disaster usually gives the game away before the lie detector results.
NO front teeth...No bare skin on arms= LIAR
Rickie
Ricky, seems a sound plan. No teeth, badly spelled Indian ink tatoos is an offence against humanity and taste. They deserve extinction from this earth, no exceptions.
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ReplyDeleteIf anybody sees this:
“The Jeremy Kyle teeth poster...
You can tell everything about a person on Jeremy Kyle just by looking at their teeth:”
https://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=214780
I like this site as well too.
Excellent. I might do a blog about this. Thanks for the share.
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