Thursday 31 July 2014

Shit Inventions: The bit after the last bit.

Me photo you long time
Looking to take the perfect 360 degree, panoramic photo? Then look no more. Simply use Dr Tipton Mugumbo's all seeing cameras. With one click you can capture the perfect moment in time. Not only do you get an image of the drunken hobo/gypo in front of you but you also get the perfect rendition of the pervert behind you having a crafty wank.

One for you baldy bastards
Have any of you bald cunts wondered what it would be like to have a rug strapped to your head? Then wonder no more! Simply put on Dr Tipton Mugumbo's 'rug hat' and you'll be the envy of all the other slap heads. Pretty women will swoon at the sight and strong men will become weak at the knees. Arse.

You see the man in the picture above? Men who look like this don't need a bra. At Saxon enterprises we have identified our demographic and they look more like this.

Thanks for the mammaries
  This condition is called gynaecomastia. Frankly, if I had tits like this I wouldn't get out of bed in the morning. I would be too busy exploring my feminine side.

Dr Tipton Mugumbo inventing shit

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