|Sweet baby Jesus and the orphans|
They be Jutes by the cut of their jib. A bit of dentistry wouldn't go amiss either. Although I suspect cosmetic dentistry is way low on the list of these lad's priorities.
|To be fair, no one looks good on their passport photo|
Everyone grows up. Looks like Beavis has had a hard time adjusting to adulthood judging from the scars on his forehead. And those blank staring eyes speak volumes.
|Her IQ and chest size are the same|
Now this is my type of gel. Blonde but not too smart.
Me: 'Do you know the difference between sex and conversation?'
Me: 'Then come up to my room for interactive discourse.'
|Off for gastric bypass surgery, no doubt|
First bunny to second bunny: 'Oh why do the young and the beautiful, go first.'
Clown: 'Hang on Deirdrie, the ladder in your tights can be repaired.'
Paramedic: 'After we drop her off at the morgue, breakfast is on me.'