Monday, 20 January 2014

Conundrum of the Day

Question: what is the difference between zoophilia and bestiality?

Answer: consent.

9 comments:

  1. You make me laugh, you make me cry- you really do. Do you have a family motto? Oderint Dum Metuant All families should have a motto. It adds gravitas to their lack lustre and unimaginative lives. The Saxon family motto is: ‘Fortitudo dolor.’ This roughly translates as, ‘Strength through pain.’ Can you imagine what our family reunions are like? Fewer leave alive than attended, I'm sure.
    ‘An idiot writes’…… That cuts like a scalpel, you wicked vexatious, venomous, voracious etc, etc, vixen. Sheesh, that’s harsh and I’m only starting to get know you. Next time please do me the service by adding ‘savant.’ It was meant as a Term of Endearment for fuck's sake!
    I’m well aware that trying to have rational discourse with the religious is analogous to a broken pencil- pointless. But that’s not the point. I do it because I am fundamentally cruel. I enjoy the look of shear despair when I demolish their long cherished beliefs with my devastating and irrefutable chain of reasoning.You think you are demolishing, you really are not. You might as well be speaking Greek to them As for the JWs I have a particular loathing that can only be born from growing up ‘within the faith.’ At 10 I was becoming a precocious pain in the arse with my incessant and probing questions. The problem of evil bothered me muchly. The elders despaired, my mother feared for my immortal soul. I was threatened, I was cajoled, the elders hinted darkly about the terrors awaiting those who do not acknowledge the sovereignty of Yahweh. When all else failed they beat me. This of course stopped the day I became 6’ 3’’ and strong (like tractor). Condolences, my friend. Strong like bull, smart like electric trolley car, right? Yeah, I know I have a lot of unresolved issues because of my fucked up childhood. Insight offers no ready nostrum for my psychological ills. The last sentence is a good line. I'm gonna steal it, okay?
    Now for the sensible shit. You can’t have an argument with a believer based on rational discourse. The tenets underlying religion (take yer pick it matters not a jot) are irrational. This is considered a virtue among the faithful. The fact that there is no coherent basis for ‘belief’ is proof enough for most simple believers. Sophisticated theologians think otherwise and believe that they are doing philosophy when they attempt to justify their belief supposedly on rational grounds. But theology is a poor intellectual cousin of philosophy. While philosophy is an intellectual journey into the epistemological unknown (this not an oxymoron, by the way), theology already ‘knows’ the answer before the first step is taken. I know all this crap already, moron. Yins are such a Caucasoidal patronising cunt. Your lesson for the day: Look up Kalam’s cosmology argument.Your lesson for the day is to fuck off. I am your superior in every measurable way, and in many of the immeasurable ways too! We Mongoloids have three copies of our 21st, whereas you Caucasoids and Negroids only have two! Fucking losers! And if you respond to this with some bollocks about "Partial or Complete Trisomy of Chromosome 21" I will hunt you down and separate your bollocks from your groinal area - Fortitudo Dolor indeed!


    You are spot on with regard to my rambles ‘on forbearance.’

    Cassowaries will never be a threat to humans unless they evolve opposable thumbs. Can't grip an AK47 without a juxtaposed digit. That's why you never see a smart dolphin employed as a soldier. Now octopi are damn smart. I reckon these smart soldiers could wreak havoc if only they evolved bones. Do I get points for calling them octopi rather than octopuses. Although, to be fair, both are equally acceptable. No, and fuck off. You missed entirely the subtle satire of my Cassowary dross. Fuck me, you're thick!

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  2. I realised that 'idiot' was a term of endearment. But couldn't help myself or forego the opportunity for the interjection of 'savant.' Anyway, women who have had the singular misfortune to be the recipient of 'special cuddles' from me usually call me 'dimple pie', 'stud meister' and 'Mr Floppy'. Er, maybe not the last one. I wasn't well at the time and she assured me it didn't matter.... I admit I missed the Cassowary shit. I will scrutinise anew and comment accordingly- at your abode. As for the trisomy 21 thingy: you have inadvertently strayed into my area of expertise. Expect a long winded response, again at yours.

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  3. Stealing my shit, O Exotic One! Haven't you heard of intellectual copyright?

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  4. ".....Expect a long winded response, again at yours......"

    Ah, fuck!
    It's just a double entendre of the word "Mongoloid" coupled with a bit of self-deprecating humour. Can you believe that I have had people explain to me that I am quite mistaken, that being a Mongoloid and possessing extra DNA is not fun at all when I have used that line in the past?
    Thick morons!

    Last chance to get rid of that 'capcha' robot shite!

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    1. Hey, you don't seem to complain about it at Dioclese's place. I've set up and run blogs before and honestly spam is a real pain in the arse. And I should know what a pain in the arse is as my prostate has been slowly squeezing my ureter for years. By the way, I think the anatomical placing of the prostate around a tube, and allowing it to engorge as we age, is the best evidence for god being a women, don't ya think? But if it means you wont visit me anymore, I'll do it. Cos frankly I would miss ya............

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    2. Extract of the European Saw Palmetto will fix your prostate problem - well at least alleviate much of the symptoms. And Dioclese wouldn't abide my wishes - a girl's gotta know her limitations. Innit?

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    3. I fucken' hate captcha, but when I took it off I got swamped by Asian spamming cunts. I can't read oriental, so fuck knows what they were on about...

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  5. And this is fucking droll!


    Question: what is the difference between zoophilia and bestiality?

    Answer: consent.

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