|'God bless you, MAAAAAAAAM'!|
Breaking news from Tipton's
. The Queen of Tipton has managed to squeeze out Royal issue. Already there is intense speculation concerning the new addition's name. King Barry (for it is One) is said to favour the name, 'Vegas', while the more conservative Queen Kylie is known to prefer the name, ' Royal Palace Isis'. Queen Kylie in a recent interview, held forth regally: "I think Princess Isis has a lyrical quality and is evocative of peace and serenity. The Princess is a welcome addition to the family and a playmate and potential organ donor for her severely afflicted and ailing brother, Prince Mugumbo."
In commemoration of this momentous event, Mr Khan, of 'Mr Khan's Plastic Memorabilia Emporium', has instigated the production of a celebratory life-size rendition of 'Baby Isis' fashioned from the finest and cheapest plastic. Each 'Baby Isis' doll comes with detachable heads. Critics have pointed out that Mr Khan's 'Baby Isis' has an uncanny resemblance to the 'Baby Jesus' (dicephalic edition) and is a blatant ploy by Mr Khan to shift his shoddy and unsold consignment of deformed 'Baby Jesus' dolls.
|Two heads are better than one|
On purchasing a Princess Isis doll, Mrs MacMugumbo had this to relate: "I expected the baby Jesus to look a lot less Jewish and he appears to have more than the requisite number of heads necessary for the resplendent one".
|Prince Shagger is not amused|