|Franny B after 15 pints of bitter and a pint of piss.....|
As my regular readers have noted, I'm interested in things arcane and unusual. My interest was piqued the other day when I read an article extolling the health benefits of drinking your own urine. Apparently it has an ancient pedigree, so it must be beneficial, eh? As a professional biologist I was taught that urine is a waste product. Simply stated, nitrogenous waste present in the blood is filtered by the kidneys and ends up in the bladder mixed with water. Subsequently, it is passed through the urethra and ultimately into a receptacle of choice. As a general rule urine consists of 5% nitrogenous matter and 95% water. However, the ratio can change depending on hydration status. Early morning piss is notoriously concentrated.
I have an anecdote that I share with trepidation (not really). It should come as no surprise that my past was a little chequered. Imagine the young Flaxen circa 1974, incredibly/incredulously handsome with long blond hair aflowing- the fat birds were all over me. Tis a Saturday night. I'm out with my mates: Lugless Douglas (don't ask), Big, Bad, Bill, 'The Albino'. He wasn't an Albino, but that’s another story, Franny B and Quincey. It had been a long day that turned into a long night, and we had been drinking since Noon. Anyway, Franny B wants another pint but he's run out money. He comes up with a plan, at 1.00am. When has a plan proposed by the young and drunk ever turned out well? He vowed that he would drink a pint of his own urine on the condition that all his mates buy him a pint of beer. Of course, we were very drunk, young and stupid, so we agreed and Franny B had his beer. I've digressed/regressed.
So, is there any evidence that urine drinking is beneficial in any regard? Absolutely not. This comes as no surprise as urine is a waste product which the body is desireth to remove. Drinking waste just results in it being excreted again in a more concentrated form. It is not advised to continue the cycle indefinitely. Furthermore, it is a misconception to consider that urine is sterile. Piss contains bacteria which are resident and sloughed off from the urinary tract.
Some folk have been driven to drink their own urine in extremis. There are many reports of people stranded without fresh water resorting to drinking their own piddle. Medical science advises against the practice as it is likely to result in rapid dehydration.
There are folk, often steeped in Eastern bullshit and alternative lifestyle crap, who honestly believe a tot of piss in the morning is a tonic to cure ills ranging from scurvy to cancer. They can believe what they like despite the contrary evidence. We live in a free society after all, at least for those who can afford it. I suspect drinking small amounts of urine does little harm. As for its therapeutic effects- you’d be better off pissing in the wind.
This video was uploaded due to the kind recommendation of Kath Lissendon. All I can say is: Dozy Brummies
Thought you may like to see this it's from UK morning TV. There is a rant by a guy on the beginning involving some swearing. But the couple drinking piss is hilarious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl5zAzlw-wgReplyDelete
Thanks Kath! I've put the link on my post for the edificatication of my readers. Daft Brummies from what I can see. The 'medical expert' was rather restrained, I thought.Delete
It was very strange indeed and yes the medical expert was quite controlled I felt. How the interviewers kept a straight face was beyond me.Delete
I often piss on my shoes and have suffered no side effects, the benefits are wind direction detection.ReplyDelete
Hope that helps.
I too have on occasion peed on my shoes, and apart from a damp feeling suffered no ill effects, it didn't however cure my chilblains as I was assured by the Witch doctor I consulted that it would!Delete
But I suppose alternative medical advice is fairly hit and miss on occasion. Maybe I needed to remove my shoes!.
Beats going to the shoe shine. MADdonna (for it is she) pees on her feet to cure her athletes foot. You would think with all her money she would be able to buy something from the pharmacy.ReplyDelete
As a born & bred YamYam, all I can say is that the above statement is a prime example of tautology...