Awkward Buggers

This is the definition of bloody awkward 

Some birds are just downright awkward. They don't fly with or pander to the crowds, or the crows for that matter. They spread their wings and beat them to a metre which suits them. High fliers they are not but their speed and height is never predetermined. Flocks are not for them and they always stand out from the clouds.  

And yes, they build their nests where the fuck they like.    

Arse