Watch out! There is a nasty Nip in the air |
Okay, winter is only coming to you poor buggers in the northern hemisphere. Keep warm, burn a migrant, or as we like to call them in the southern hemisphere, 'illegal immigrants'. Then again, burn a politician, equally greasy and of the same calorific value. Of course, importing millions of Muslims into Western Europe solves everyone's problems, expect Western Europe's. Keep warm and don't let the porous borders bite.
Tis warfare by another means
Tis warfare by another means
All the problems you folks face in New Zealand today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the Maori.
ReplyDeleteYes, the poor Maoris, pissing in the gene pool as usual. Our version of 'Crime Watch' is very enlightening. Tis always banging on about a 'violent Maori fella, that's not to be approached'. Luckily, where I live, there are no Maoris. Have you read my post about the Moriori people? Gentle folk who were eaten by the Maoris. Now, if I had been Governor General in 1840, I would have solved all NZ's problems with the bayonet.
DeleteJaysus, Saxon, how thick are you? Read my comment again, and then again, and keep re-reading it until you get my joke.
ReplyDeleteHad the Maori had a more enlightened immigration policy - ie: NOT LET ANY WHITE PEOPLE INTO THE ISLANDS 250 YEARS AGO, there would be no problems in New Zealand today.
Yep, I got the gist. I ain't dat thick, although I can be stupid sometimes. Give me some credit. Anyway, as always you raised a wry smile.
DeleteWry or Rye?
DeleteYou mentioned you were looking for photographs of Leslie? She is pictured in two posts on Sterculian Rhetoric. Except for the obvious one, all photographs are less that two tears old.
ReplyDeletehttp://sterculianrhetoric.blogspot.ca/2015/10/yankee-psycho.html
http://sterculianrhetoric.blogspot.ca/2015/10/scary-white-women.html
She has spent weekends with Mark Knopfler and Peter Gabriel and is BFF's with Stevie Nicks. That ex-roofer has shown her his ‘Wicked Game’ and don’t ask what she thinks of Stephen Stills, David Crosby and Joe Walsh. She’s been to New Zealand with WOMAD. She works in the Old Fuckers Mega-Star business. And yet The Tutor, a humble MSF-esque doctor was still able to 'wow' her. A bit like that movie with Sofia Loren and Peter Sellers Good luck to you Saxon.
http://sterculianrhetoric.blogspot.ca/2015/11/the-tutor-and-leslie.html
I suspect she is a bit older than portrayed in the pics considering the company she kept. Alas, I have a 'thing' for redheads. My longtime girlfriend in the 70s was of this persuasion and ran me a merry dance. She never forgave me for sleeping with her besty and still refuses to talk to me. I still love her, though. Stevie Nicks was gorgeous back in the day- I also have a thing for blonds.
DeleteI just read your comment again and picked up on the 'less than 2 years' comment. Wow, the Tutor is a very lucky man.
ReplyDeleteLeslie will turn 36 years old very, VERY soon. The Tutor is not that lucky at all.
DeleteActually it's quite warm here at the moment. Must be all those extra bodies...
ReplyDeleteOf course, if it was cold, the buggers probably wouldn't fancy coming here in the first place. We're off to Norway soon where it's really bloody cold! And dark too...
They won't fancy it there!