"The Hills are alive"

Gandhi says: "Stop being a twat"

Mahatma Gandhi, as you are aware, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced hard calloused feet. He ate very little which made him very fragile. As a consequence of his frugal diet, he suffered from horrendous bad breath.

This made him: 'A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis'.

This joke is something quite atrocious

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