Monday 21 December 2015

12 Days of Christmas- the reprise

Gypo yard work

12. Twelve mangy mongrels,

11. Eleven gaudy caravans,

10. Ten tyres burning,

 9.  Nine gypos reeking,

 8.  Eight car tax discs a missing,

 7.  Seven big fat arses,

 6.  Six greasy ringlets,

 5.  Five gold teeth,

 4.  Four cunts a stealing,

 3.  Three drunks a fighting,

 2.  Two piles of faeces,

 And a pikey in police custody..........



"Have a Merry Gypo Christmas!"

soapy tit wank 




2 comments:

  1. Anyone would think you didn't like 'travellers'...?

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  2. ".......And a pikey in police custody.........."

    Does not match the syllabic cadence of the music.
    Perhaps:
    "And a pikey in police nick......"

    ?

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