Thursday, 10 April 2014

Eingar Hates Gay Courtesans

                                                  The Class of 836 AD

Shit, Harold 'The Herald' couldn't take a decent photo if his life depended on it. Where is the definition? Where are the rich tones and resolution? That's the last time I let him take the annual 'War Band' photo. Can you pick me out? I'm in the front rank, of course, next to Earic and left of centre of Cynefrid. Eingar, my fathful wolf cuts a dash to the left. Good boy, Eingar! Seconds later he cocks his leg against Theobald 'The Thegn' and urinates according to his wont. That'll teach Theobald to dress up as a gay courtesan of the Belgium renaissance.  

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