Steady Shagger |
There is no ferret collective.
No taking my ferret, butchering my ferret and giving the
meat away. Ferret meat tastes great if you get it young enough.
No milking my ferret, shooting the ferret and pouring the
milk on the ground. Ferret milk tastes like shit, by the way.
NO, Just me and my ferret. I've got two dogs as well.
If you want a ferret, that's great. I love ferrets too.
But it's not my job to provide you with a ferret. Go buy
your own fucking ferret and you better not be a calling it Shagger, cos that's my
ferret.
Now let me say a few words about my Staffordshire Bull Terrier,
Knacker..........
Can't argue with that.
The only thing is that I know that with the right owner, Staffies are just lovable softies...
ReplyDeleteGrew up surrounded by Staffies. Loveble and sweet and a lot more tractable than ferrets.
ReplyDeleteThere are very very few "bad" dogs: unfortunately, there are hell of a lot of bad owners. It's well past the time we started putting the bad owners down - pour encourager les autres.
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