Breaking Bad

No one looks their best on their mug shot. But some folk could make more of an effort........

 This fellow forgot to shave this morning. Yeah, I know shaving can be a bit of a chore, but how long would it take to scrape the fur off?

This be my happy face

I see dead people. In fact I see everything. Just a bit of advice: once you get out of prison, get your thyroid checked out 

I baby sit for beer

I also see everything- I'm god after all. Can't you read? 

Even god is entitled to a day off

I'm your friendly neighbourhood swamp monster

I eat children

I'm contemplating my inner child. And of course, the side of my nose

Children don't like me

'Black and Blue'