Greedy shit

Shoot Hoarders

After all this madness has subsided will anyone still remember the panic buying of toilet paper and hand sanitiser? Well, I suspect that one Australian fella will have a good reason to remember and rue the time he hoarded 5,000 toilet rolls and 150-litre bottles of hand sanitiser. His cunning plan was to sell on these items, at a vastly increased price, on eBay. Unfortunately for the ‘Toilet Roll Mogul’, eBay refused to list the items.

Cunning Plan 2: The budding Aussie entrepreneur remained undaunted at this twist in his fortunes and decided to implement Plan Two. He returned to Drake’s supermarket in Southern Australia and casually asked for a refund of about $AUS10,000. As to be expected the owner-operator was not too impressed and refused the request. The next day our toilet roll magnate returned and offered a 30% discount. Again, the owner refused and our budding loo paper tycoon returned to his bubble, deflated, discombobulated and disenchanted with life as a top tier toilet roll, businessman.

Ain't life sad and manifestly unfair. 

If you are interested, here is the video of the supermarket owners response. The relevant bit starts at 5.22.        https://youtu.be/ITYVoVMDK7w