Wednesday 27 April 2016

I'm Back....Now where did I put my medication?

Steady Shagger

There is no ferret collective.
No taking my ferret, butchering my ferret and giving the meat away. Ferret meat tastes great if you get it young enough.
No milking my ferret, shooting the ferret and pouring the milk on the ground. Ferret milk tastes like shit, by the way.
NO, Just me and my ferret. I've got two dogs as well.
If you want a ferret, that's great. I love ferrets too.
But it's not my job to provide you with a ferret. Go buy your own fucking ferret and you better not be a calling it Shagger, cos that's my ferret.


Now let me say a few words about my Staffordshire Bull Terrier, Knacker..........

Can't argue with that.

3 comments:

  1. The only thing is that I know that with the right owner, Staffies are just lovable softies...

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  2. Grew up surrounded by Staffies. Loveble and sweet and a lot more tractable than ferrets.

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  3. There are very very few "bad" dogs: unfortunately, there are hell of a lot of bad owners. It's well past the time we started putting the bad owners down - pour encourager les autres.

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