Friday, 1 April 2016

Thought of the day

Pooh has been hanging with the wrong crowd, of late. It is suspected that he has been partaking of exotic and smokable honey- real good shit. Poor piglet is being lured to the local abattoir where he will be enslaved and forced to work 14 hours a day making designer goods for decadent Westerners or flensing the corpses of his fellow porcines. I leave my good readers to be the judge. NB: these activities are not mutually exclusive.

As for the sentiment, it can't be faulted. Perhaps a mention of mounds of your fallen enemy's skulls could add lustre. Arse.  



  1. Would those skulls be bearded ones?

    1. Absolutely Ted. I'm definately thinking of the porcine eskewing variety myself. Be a bit of a turn around if they started to lose their noggins, wouldn't it?