Where the fuck is Tipton? Surely the West Midlands should
feature on everyone’s conception of hell. Has the cartographer never been to
Dudley market on a Saturday morn? Elysian Fields may be paradise to some but my
particular version of paradise featured Mandy Fields from the 5th
form of Tipton Secondary Modern circa 1972. O happy days!
Does your missus know about Mandy?
ReplyDeleteDioclese, aka: Charon The Cunt, stole my line.
ReplyDeleteI once looked at a Bed-sit rental near the Children of the Night station on the Tartarus Line. The local chipper was operated by Welsh cunts and called Fish and Styx, so I thought the better of it.
Abject apologies, Cuddles. Such stealing was entirely unintentional. I'm told you can get a nice kebab in Lemnos - or am I confusing it with Lemnos, Greece? My memory isn't what it was...
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