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| There is a precedent for this sort of thing, ya know |
Tis been a rough week
for many parts of New Zealand. First the earthquakes quickly followed by
widespread flooding. For all her beguiling beauty, Nature is an unpredictable
and vicious bitch. But according to the self-styled Bishop Tamaki of the ‘Destiny
Church’, New Zealand, the current mayhem represents the wrath of god directed against the sinner.
Specifically, the ‘Old Testament’ deity, Yahweh, is punishing the good folk of
New Zealand for the heinous sin of homosexuality. Considering that most folk
hereabouts are heterosexual it seems a little unfair and downright indiscriminate.
But the warrior storm god of the Jews has always been a grouchy, testy sort of
deity, prone to much smiting on the slightest provocation. Remember what
happened to the Tiptonites?
Arse big sore arse. Arse.
'O woe to the
Tiptonites’!
As soon as the ‘Plague
of Ferrets’ becomes manifest I’m buggering off to Australia.
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| Not as far fetched as you might think |
Typical religious fruitbattery. If that was true, the Vatican would be at the bottom of the oggin. So would much of Ireland, especially the catholic bits.
ReplyDeleteAs you have guessed Mr F, I'm not a real fan of religion, regardless of stricture/scripture.
ReplyDeleteThe Tiptonites were led to the promised land of Gornal, weren't they?
ReplyDeleteFuck, haven't the Tiptonites suffered enough?
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