Whether it is a well placed typo, a weird statement or sentiment, or a phrase which simply defies belief, I now place them before you like a ferret dropping a well chewed Kiwi.
Read on and weep
|Yes, that is a woman: A face that would worry rats|
A face that launched a thousand binges. I suspect, at some time or other, we have all been tempted to 'freshen' up the black bean beef. And let's be honest who would notice the difference?
|Who said pasties are not 'hot and sexy'|
This one reminds me of the classic scene in 'American Pie'. The poor bugger in this story should have waited a while before putting his twinkle in the hot meaty goodness (silly sod). Luckily for future generations, this moron has voluntarily decided not to have kids. And for that we thank him.
This is funny and clever. For god's sake give this journo a pay rise, he or she deserves it.
|"Who's a pretty boy, then?"|
Poor Tommy is no longer with us, he is no more, bereft of life and joined the choir invisible. He is an ex-budgie. I'm hoping they put the intrepid Inspector 'Kipper' of the Yard on the case. Can't be having unsolved suspicious budgie deaths now can we? Spoiler alter: Twas the cat.
|One word-Magic mushroom|
Here we leave reality as we know it and enter a parallel universe fuelled by psychedelic drugs. Actually this one reminds me of the 70s, if only I could remember the 70s........
|Not an easy word to spell|
O the irony. I can sympathise as I'm not the best spella in the world. That said, with the ubiquitous spell chucker, there is no excuse.
My personal favourite. I've owned ferrets (no shit, you say) and I'm at a total loss how anyone can confuse a dog with a ferret regardless of anabolic steroid misuse. Just goes to show how gullible and stupid some folk are.
|Why would you think this is a good idea?|
I suppose as long as you insert 'going with the nap' it shouldn't be too much of a problem, that is until you want to remove the poor hedgehog.
That looks like a very contented dog.
|I do see the resemblance|
Got it all: dwarf, sex, badgers and syndicated chef. Isn't life great?
|Enough to put me off my vindaloo|
For once I'm lost for words. I'm off to lie down and take my medication.