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Janus
was/is a god of the Roman pantheon. He had/has two heads. One looked to the past,
the other to the future. This god, which is as good as any other, I suppose,
stood on the apex of the old year and the trough of the new. This ancient god
gives us the name to our first month of
January.
Janus is
the god of transitions and beginnings. He not only presided and guided over new
beginnings or ends in the abstract sense, but also had a real practical presence. The door to his
temple was an indication of war or peace to the Roman people. In a time of war
the doors were closed. In times of peace the doors were left open. It is of
interest to the scholars of history, who reflect thusly, that the doors were
open only on two occasions between 715BC and 45BC. This reflects the turbulent
history of the Roman
Republic and instructs
that conflict is always our bedfellow. Tis the wise man who keeps his doors
closed As is my wont, I am liable to
digress.
Happy New
Year to all. May this year of 2015 be one of joy and true wealth. And remember wealth is not measured by bank balances but in the ability to buy
expensive things. May your loins wax and
your prostate (if you are suitably endowed) not increase in size thus
restricting the flow of urine. Make time for the simple pleasures in life. Love
the folk you love, regardless, because in this world of mirrors, nothing else
really matters, does it?
And
finally: Do not quaff heavily from the mead flask, unless tis your want.
The blessed St Tony of Blair, who thinks he's a deity, has certainly taken the first step:- and it shows on both his faces...
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