Jesus contemplating whether he should eat Moses.
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his
flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus
knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight
off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the
wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.' Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking
for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight
beam came to rest on a parrot. 'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying
to warn you that he's watching you.' The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are
you?'
'Moses,' replied the bird. 'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would
name a bird Moses?'' The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
Mate of mine was a bit shaken a couple of days ago; he said he saw a Rottweiler with a big stick in its mouth ... "Fuck me", he said, "they're going about armed now ..."
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