Tanks are cool, and you know it. The smell of cordite, the wind in your hair. The endless vista of burning corn…. Ammunition for the 85mm is not cheap but plentiful with the right contacts. I've souped up my T34 and can do 40mph on a good day. I fervently hope that the ‘powers’ (or at least the highways commission) widen the roads and strengthen the bridges. As for those wanky ‘Sunday drivers.’ It is true to say that some have been castigated on my watch. But who’s going to stop me? Not the cops in their Pandas. I drive a fucking tank, after all.