A psychiatrist writes: Mr Saxon is a chronic alcoholic with a
history of bizarre and erratic behaviour. After attending the prestigious
academy: ‘Tipton Secondary Modern’, he graduated with a CSE in difficult sums
and geography (joint honours). After many years of telling his neighbours: ‘I
know where you live’ he now works at the local mental institution where he is
an inmate. His unique combination of talents, qualifications and experience
leaves him eminently qualified to offer sage advice to all the weird fuckwits
out there.
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