Thursday, 12 November 2015

Flaxen being a lazy twat

Frankly, I really couldn't be arsed to post anything of my own, so I nicked this stuff because it made me smile, a bit

Newton would have been proud



Not everyone gets drunk


This one is too close to home to be funny

9 comments:

  1. Nothing wrong with being a lazy twat!......I point out to my wifes family every now and again that whilst they are scuttling about being ever so busy doing around the house and garden tasks with no time for doing nothing and a simmering resentment due to my relaxation they are" ALL "on anti -depressants.

    The bastards forget all about my working life and continued long hours and travel which none of her family have ever got close to....its all about cutting the lawn or trimming the hedge or cleaning the car at the weekend if I'm not doing that I am a lazy cunt.

    Rickie

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    1. Ricky, I understand your pain. In such circumstancies, I hide (I live in a big house). If found, I tell them to fuck off and leave me alone.

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    2. So, what are you then? In your first paragraph you say you are lazy, then in the second let us know you're very hard working (as if anybody gives a shit). What we do know is that you're a rabid anti-smoker and therefore an authoritarian. Arse.

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    3. Its anti-smoking not smoker, that phrase tells me you have sucked smoking denial hook line and sinker cos its all about attacks on people and nothing to do with health.

      I,m a lazy twat when not working hard.

      Rickie

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  2. The Bartender is rather lax in this hygienic standards. ∞ minus one Mathematicians have to share one beer. Think of the germs!

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    1. My Infinity ascii symbol is wanting.

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    2. Then have one - ∞ - courtesy of my Mac (that's if the interwebs or Wordpress don't bollix it up).

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  3. Actually, you would always end up with infiitely just less than a full pint wouldn't you?

    Just asking...

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    1. Spot on Mr D. What about the underpants?

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