This fellow forgot to shave this morning. Yeah, I know shaving can be a bit of a chore, but how long would it take to scrape the fur off?
|This be my happy face|
I see dead people. In fact I see everything. Just a bit of advice: once you get out of prison, get your thyroid checked out
|I baby sit for beer|
I also see everything- I'm god after all. Can't you read?
|Even god is entitled to a day off|
I'm your friendly neighbourhood swamp monster
|I eat children|
I'm contemplating my inner child. And of course, the side of my nose
|Children don't like me|
'Black and Blue'