Wednesday, 23 July 2014

Should have spent the wedding money on dentistry and a haircut

  The best man has eaten the ring
Currently I’m going through my redneck phase although I suspect this photo is staged. There are just too many cliches for it to ring true. 

Okay, so let’s see if we can spot all the obvious stereotypes:

  • Trailer park
  • Cigarette and beer in hand
  • Obligatory mullet
  • Missing teeth
  • She’s pregnant
  • Sleeveless groom and check shirt
  • Large dog as best man
  • Inappropriate foot wear
But where are the tattoos?

Have I missed any?

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