O woe is us
Breaking
news from the inter-webby type thing. In response to the wave of suspicious
clowns sweeping the nation, MacDonald's, purveyors of tasty comestibles
(?surely some mistake), have decided at an historic/histrionic board meeting
to place their iconic mascot, 'Ronald MacDonald' on hold. No longer will the
breathtakingly inane clown take to the highways and byways promoting the
company's extensive repertoire of succulent sweetmeats.
Amid
concerns
People who
talk loudly in restaurants predict that this momentous event precedes
the much sort after apocalypse. Soon the earth will gape asunder and the dead,
and not very well, will walk the earth looking for succour in a world groaning
under an unrelenting miasma.
Shagger
waits for the call
If
MacDonald's had used a vicious ferret rather than a dozy clown none of this
calamity would have occurred. And the good folk of the civilised nations would
not be labouring under the indignity of a world bereft of its favourite fast food buffoon. I
even suggested a name for the talisman ferret, 'Shagger'. O foolish CEO!
Guess who
forgot to pick up his prescription from the pharmacy?
The event
was predicted by the 16th century seer, Nostradamus. Read the following
quatrain and all will become manifest and clear. It will be as if two well
grilled patties (onion rings, optional) have been lifted from your eyes.
When clowns walk the earth
Ronald MacDonald will take a break
Lo the fast food giant will be led by a ferret called,
Shagger (possibly)
The burgers will still taste crap though
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| See, I told you it would work- "Go Shagger" |
The burgers are scientifically designed not to taste of anything much, which is why they are so successful. It spawned many imitators, e.g. New Labour.
ReplyDeleteIndeed, Mr S, isn't that the sad truth. 'Go Shagger'.
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