Saturday, 22 March 2014

Mr Potato Head


Arrrgh, my eyes, my beautiful blue, eyes………

Shit, do you think he was a beautiful baby? I’m guessing, no. I suspect he was a large child and a big boned adolescent, finally turning into a fully-fledged, fat cunt. Probably has to rummage round for an hour just to find his dick. Half the time he just comes up with a bit of old spaghetti which became lodged in the crevices and rancid folds. Mayhap he has a nice personality and does a lot of work for charity, but I doubt it.   

2 comments:

  1. And news today that Britain fattest man has died. The 22 year old weighed 66 stones. He died of a heart attack. There's a fucking surprise...

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  2. Hello Michael, would you like to expand on your most intriguing and beguiling of comments?

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