Arrrgh, my eyes, my beautiful blue, eyes………
Shit, do you think he was a beautiful baby? I’m guessing, no.
I suspect he was a large child and a big boned adolescent, finally turning into
a fully-fledged, fat cunt. Probably has to rummage round for an hour just to
find his dick. Half the time he just comes up with a bit of old spaghetti which
became lodged in the crevices and rancid folds. Mayhap he has a nice
personality and does a lot of work for charity, but I doubt it.
And news today that Britain fattest man has died. The 22 year old weighed 66 stones. He died of a heart attack. There's a fucking surprise...
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