Wednesday 19 August 2020

Talking Bollocks

Insane Televangelist Destroys Coronavirus Using Christian Magic ...
Ken 'Send me Money' Copeland


Apparently, the ability to 'Speak in Tongues' is mentioned in the New Testament (1 Corinthians 12) and today is practiced mainly in the southern states of the US amongst so-called fundamental sects and congregations. If you search YouTube for the above at some stage you will come across the delightful, televangelist, Kenneth Copeland. 'Beg Ken' is a multi-millionaire and a great exponent of 'Talking in the Spirit'. At the drop of the collection plate, 'Ten Ken' will lapse into tongues various and nefarious and continue in this vein for a span until his rheumy old eyes explode in an incandescent, putrid mass of incoherence. Of course, the 'language' being spouted is unintelligible to most of us mere mortals. However, there are gifted folk who are able to provide an interpretation of the wondrous magic that is a gift from the Holy Spirit. But imagine the fabulous certitude when two 'tonguers' actually have a conversation- we truly live in remarkable times. I've added a vid, for my viewer's edification, showing 'Zen Ken' having a chat with some other bloke in a language, not of this world. As you can see, 'Den Ken' understands his mate, who is also fluent in bollocks and responds accordingly. A fruitful conversation ensues. Far be it for me to declare that 'Hen Ken' is a fraud (he's a con man) and is making up this shit as a means to fleece his gullible flock. Surely 'Gen Ken' is truly gifted and in touch with God as mediated through the Holy Spirit, who is also God (confusing, innit). This glorious bounty is spewed out in an unknown, ethereal language known only to God, the Holy Spirit, Jesus, and the three combined (I told you it was confusing). We must also add the select few demi-gods/sods i.e. 'Ken Ken' and his partner in mime (surely some mistake?). Arse bucket. 

Let us marvel in this revelation from God (+the other two) and act in gratitude by sending $5 million big ones to 'Kon Ken' so he can buy a jet plane/luxury yacht/mansion/new runway/new face- tythe NOW!



 

7 comments:

  1. I share your views on these things, but what is the difference between a con like this &, say, climate change? The people behind it babble gobbledegook & pseudoscience in a similar fashion. They don't *ask* for your money as donations - they *take* it by brute force in the form of taxes, so which is the greater threat?

    The Climate Cult has all the characteristics of a religion & is also a movement in pursuit of power. Its devotees utter streams of words that we might recognise (like sounds) in isolation but which add up to sweet FA.

    CC's role in project fear has been superseded by Covid19. Doubtless the two will be merged & efforts to remove carbon from the planet will be re-doubled. Its contribution to organic chemistry will be airbrushed out, the periodic table re-written . . . and the muppets we are surrounded by will probably applaud - just as they all disintegrate.

    DevonshireDozer

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    1. Aye, the whole climate thingy agenda is complete bollux. See below: the late Stanley Unwin also talked bollucks, but at least he was coherentilobe.

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  2. Stanley Unwin was more succinct.
    https://youtu.be/0UJZF5iRhNg

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    1. He talks more sense than most and at least I can understandilobe what he says with great joy. Arseilobe.

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  3. How’s it going with the toothy tyrant locking you up forever?

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  4. On the subject of ugly faces spouting bolleaux, WTF is this all about? I can't believe the nation that bred 'The All Blacks' (are they still allowed to call themselves that?) is putting up with this.

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12360197

    The last time I looked, the pore size of a mask was at least 1000 times bigger than a virion. Will this dangerous bimbo next be imposing the use of chain link fences as compulsory fly screens to keep out the ju-ju bug?

    While I'm ranting, https://youtu.be/sjYvitCeMPc (talk delivered by a furloughed US surgeon) contains interesting parallels between the treatment of POWs during the Korean & Vietnam wars & the population controls we are now being subjected to.

    DevonshireDozer

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    1. Interesting and perplexing content. Most masks will not protect you from the virus. I had the unfortunate experience of travelling on public transport on Monday and Tuesday- we all wore masks. As I recall only one person tried to alight on the bus and he was promptly kicked off. Apparently, the bus driver could be fined $1,000 if he allows the unmasked to travel on his bus. The level of government control is excessive and I wonder when it will recede, if ever.......

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