Apparently, we are not allowed to say 'blackboard' any more. The politically correct alternative is 'chalkboard'. What is...

I can't whinge about the NHS anymore as I've migrated to New Zealand . The health system in NZ is modelled on the UK and con...

A few weeks ago I wrote a piece about signs stating the bleedingy obvious. As this post was received with mind-numbing apathy I've deci...

Looks a bit like Jesus, but a bit Slavic looking for my taste How would you like to earn loads of cash for doing bugger all? Sounds...

It has been incumbent upon myself to invent a novel device for the measurement of testicular movement in all three planes. This is a n...

How pickled I am. The Mayor of Tipton, Sir Enoch Vowel Jnr III, announced today that Tipton will host the forthcoming ‘Miss Gypo Univer...

Behold a great man Charles Darwin was typical of the gentleman savant of 18th/19th century Britain . An amateur meddler who, because he...