As my regular readers will no doubt be aware, I'm a scientist and have worked in a number of scientific departments and laboratorie...

Hannibal Barca: Chenu Bechala- 'Grace of Baal' There have been battles that have changed the course of history. The battle of...

Charles or Ollie- I confess, I can't tell Dramatic events have transpired at the annual Tipton beauty pageant held in the capacio...

Anus Horribilis (again) Tis Yuletide once again and I find it incumbent upon my regal personage to pontificate anew on the year’s p...

Gypo yard work 12. Twelve mangy mongrels, 11. Eleven gaudy caravans, 10. Ten tyres burning,  9.  Nine gypos reeking,  ...

Charles, you could have done a better job I was rummaging through a drawer the other day in my expansive 'Master Study' when ...

Colin 'The Closer' Collins before the accident After a series of unfortunate incidences , not all associated with Flaxen's ...