Arse, shit, bugger Christmas comes but once a year. Sadly it lasts 6 months I hate bloody Christmas. Goodwill to all men? They ...

                                  Let them eat cak   Have you ever had an irresistible urge to eat something you shouldn't. I...

Who ate all da pies? We all know Kim un Jong as the loveable, affable, glorious leader of the Democratic Republic of North Korea. But ...

Weta of Doom O Weta, where is thy sting, It is in my arm pumping poison, with alacrity and aplomb. O Wetta, how can you sting me ...

Homer's interpretation of the famous painting: 'The Meme" Next week I'm giving a presentation to my peers, entitled: ...

I see smelly people. No Flaxen, that's called synesthesia. Stop being a twat.  My mind is particularly adept at recognising coheren...

'Shagger the ferret' dressing up as Prinz Barrington Wonderful emancipating news emanating from the be-speckled bestrewn, cha...