Knock, knock, knock on heaven's door Tis no surprise that the religiously minded are against masturbation. In the 19 th century...

A concerned reader writes Some folk don't need contraception Dear Flaxen Saxon , I solicit your advice on a sensitive a...

Aristotle: Reminds me of a blogger mate of mine. I think we should be told. If the earth is spinning at 840 mph, why is it when we jump...

Arse As I sat upon my throne, in the Great Hall, pondering on the inherent absurdity of the  bitter sweet existence, which we call li...

The culprit- 'bad chromosome' As my regular readers are aware, I'm a professional human geneticist. I reached the profe...

Fatty deposits: Pipe or artery?  Ever wondered what happens to the chip fat which is lovingly dispatched down the sink? Hope you remembe...

The Mayor and Fanny Today, it was announced in Tipton's premier newspaper, 'The Tipton Bugle, incorporating parts of Netherto...