Arthur, before the accident  Recapitulation: As my gentle readers will recall, 'Big Hearted Arthur' (but short on legs) was...

At least this post is not very ferrety Dear Flaxen Saxon, "Why all the smut? Do you get any questions from readers not relating...

Need a lot more ferrets Have you ever been wakened by a dark thought, perhaps precipitated by a florid dream? I had one such occasion...

Next thing you know, the civilised West will be eating frogs Have you ever thought about eating insects? Probably not. Insect eating ...

Rasputin Mugumbo A celestial image of the Blessed Virgin Mary has been reported hovering over the midden pit in Tipton. Dubbed the ‘Hol...

Total Bollocks What is it about the word ‘alternative’ that lends undue respectability to the words that follow? For example we have ‘...

This is not a healthy gland As we enter the New Year a mature man’s thoughts turn to prostate health Over the years I’ve often be...