Friday, 30 May 2014

Oh Fuck, it's Aunty Hilda

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                                                    'Flaxen, have you been eating your winter, root vegetables?' Fuck. Aunt Hil...
Tuesday, 27 May 2014

Noah’s Ark Found in Dudley High Street

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                          Lot's Wife- 50p or 3 for a pound, only at Patel's Pound Emporium Breaking news coming from the s...
Saturday, 24 May 2014

A Dreamless Sleep?

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                                    Would you like some hemlock with that, sir? Well, same to you, snub                                  ...
Friday, 23 May 2014

Mare by the Sea- Surely, an Unnecessary Redundancy?

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                                                Go get the bone, Eingar! Beautiful Mare: tropical island paradise with a Gallic fla...
Thursday, 22 May 2014

The Rise of the Stench People

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                                            The local Kindergarten is getting tough Be wary, be alert, be cognisant. For the stench p...
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Wednesday, 21 May 2014

Forty Caledonian Francs to the Saxon Groat

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                                             Doing my bit for global warming The Isle of Pines, New Caledonia is a stunningly beautif...
Monday, 12 May 2014

The Isle of Pines should burn well, don't you think?

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'Hey, has anyone seen my Bermuda shorts?' For those who care, posting might be intermittant for the next 8 days. I have decided...